This is a very funny post, I have sent to about five friends who are very trustworthy and truthful. None of them could deny they didn’t do this. The reply one of them gave was astonishing. She said…

To mummy, never. 

But to daddy. Uncountable times.

That shows, what men can do, women can’t outperform them a times.
Below is a message.

CORRUPTION CYCLE:
HOD to Lecturer: Sell these books to students for 5k each”

Lecturer to Course Rep: Sell these text books to your people for 6k each”

Course Rep to Course Mates:”the lecturers textbook is N6,500, if you don’t buy it na carryover o”

Students to Mothers: Mum they said we should buy textbook for 8k, if not i will not write the exams o”

Mother to Husbands: Darling, this our child lecturers have come again o, how can dey ask students to buy a textbook for 10k and the deadline is Monday o”
My people where will Buhari start from?😫😫😫😫😫. copied…….

It left me with a very simple but deep conclusion. I wanted to say Fathers are trying. Rather, let me say parents are everything. After God, they are the demigod (if there is). We’ve really put them through a lot from cradle till now and still, they play their roles.

Imagine, how mum dupes dad in the name of love. Mothers could be funny; add to òwó obé, òwó irún and co. They even collect from us. That is what I call early óunje omo.

I also wonder what will happen if parents get to know we added money to texts book fee, or that mummy also adds her commission too. Everything vents on Papa. Papa are the best.

O Greatest Deity! Bless my parents. Be merciful upon them than they were to me while I was little.

Talking about the correction cycle….
Student’s life should be like……

HOD to Lecturer: Sell these books to students for 5k each”

Lecturer to Course Rep: Sell these texts book to your people for 5k each” 

Course Rep to Course Mates:”the lecturers textbook is N5,000, if you don’t buy it na carryover o”. If you don’t have money, I can loan you.

Students to Mothers: Mum they said we should buy textbook for 5k, if not i won’t be allowed to write the exams o”

Mother to Husbands: Darling, i pray God help you, the school ask our child to get a book of 5k and the deadline is Monday o”. How should we do it, do you have now or I should give him/her till you will pay me back. That would have been sweet you know?

I hope students won’t fire me after this. You might be saying what about me. Well, leave me out of the topic. Just do the right thing. You want to tax them, do, but be passionate.

May God help our parents and keep them and we safe. Have an excellent weekend ahead.

©|braheem {Broken Pen}

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